Jerry's Angels - Characters

Character Profiles

Pam

The blonde bombshell.

At a glance, you're probably thinking, "hey, that girl looks like she breaks a lot of guys' hearts", and you'd be right! You're also likely thinking, "I bet she's also a cheerleader", and you'd be right again! There may even be a sneaking thought that says, "she also probably idolizes Madonna, wears a superfluous amount of hairspray, spends her free time shopping at the mall with daddy's money, cares more about her outfit than she does her grades," and so on and so forth. Look, Pam is so stereotypical it almost hurts. She wants to be an actress. She wants to be a model. And even though she could probably get all of it on a whim thanks to her rich parents, she still wants to earn her spot in Hollywood stardom... it's a shame her acting ability is atrocious. But that's ok, because deep inside that stereotypical shallow teenager heart of hers there is a good person.

Alice

The fearless daredevil empath.

What do you get when you grab a skateboard and a 30 foot drop in on a half-pipe? For some people, 4 broken bones, a fractured spleen, and several missing teeth - but for Alice, you get a bodacious trick on film. Her skills are as golden as her heart, as she would never hesitate to help someone in need. If you ever need a helping hand or a good listener, she is your girl. But don't mistake her kindness for weakness! Growing up in a househould of mostly brothers, Alice knows how to handle herself when the going gets rough.

Crimson

The fiery redhead genius.

Her classmates call her a "teacher's pet", but her friends know the truth. Behind that esoteric and awkward demeanor is a passionately ingenious inventor with a deep-seated desire to make the world a better place. When she's not hanging out with her best friends, she is locked away in her room trying to come up with and build the next best gadget that's going to change the world. So far, she's had very little success. Perhaps all she needs is a little help?

Miss Scritch

Rules the school with a golden monocle.

In the 1980s, she taught English and History, and her class also served as her students' homeroom. Scritch is a strict, no-nonsense authority figure with zero tolerance for misbehaving teenagers. She is infamous around Beverly High for her old-fashioned methods of discipline, proudly displaying a paddle in her classroom that was once used to correct wayward students. As a result of her reputation, students feel an unwavering sense of caution whenever they are in the same room as her. Many students become noticeably stressed in her presence. Nobody wants to be the one to upset her, though most can only maintain their fear-induced good behavior for so long before their less-than-desirable traits make themselves known to Scritch. When that happens, you're already on her list.

An authoritative obstacle for the spies to avoid, Scritch is someone with the power to affect their personal lives and who will not tolerate any aspect of their unorthodox double lives. She becomes increasingly suspicious that the girls are involved in something rule-breaking and will stop at nothing to uncover the truth. She also makes it far more difficult for the spies to discreetly blend back into their school lives. The girls must be extremely careful not to let Scritch catch on to them; otherwise, their cover will be blown, and she will almost certainly piece together the actual rule-breaking they commit in the course of their missions.

How lucky Pam, Alice, and Crimson are to have her for several periods every day.

Candace "Candy" McCreary

The queen bee of Beverly Hills High.

Candace McCreary - better known as Candy, is the alpha cheerleader at Beverly High. Mean, vindictive, snobby, and as selfish as selfish can be, especially toward her rivals: Pam, Alice, and Crimson.

Where do we even start with Candy? She and the spies have been at each other's throats since elementary school. She always has to prove that she's better than the trio at everything. Apart from cheerleading, all she really cares about is staying at the top of the food chain in the school's social hierarchy. And let's just say she knows her place very well. Her family is loaded with cash, and her older sister is famous around the school, although Candy has been trying her hardest to make a name for herself.

She may be popular and beloved by the school's students, but she couldn't be any more UNpopular with our girls.

The Morgan Twins

Dumb and dumber's somehow dumber younger sisters.

Blegh. These two. So get this, the Morgan Twins (Debbie and Ditzy) are like the underlings of Candy. They're both obnoxious, snobby, and dumb as all hell. They idolize Candy because they're able to leech off her popularity, and that's all they really care about.

Debbie is the "smart one" but only by a small margin. She feigns intellectualism to such an overconfident degree, that it often exposes her ineptitude. She uses big words without knowing the meaning of them, mixes in words from other languages (sometimes the wrong language) and preaches that she's bilingual, and overcomplicates very simple things.

Darla (who everyone calls Ditzy) is unapologetically shallow. She dyed her natural black hair blonde to fit in, wears flashy clothes and doesn't care about anything unless it helps boost her status. The spies aren't actually sure if Ditzy is like that ironically, or if she's truly that superficial. She's a bubbly airhead who speaks her uninformed mind whenever she feels like it, which causes Debbie to try and "correct" her which makes her look even dumber than her sister.

Tiffany Weaver

Beverly Hill's sweetest angel.

Tiffany, like everyone else at Bev High is just trying to get by. She lives with her grandma after her parents divorced when she was younger, but continues being a ray of sunshine for all who know her.

Tiff has been friends with the girls since middle school, and has been trying to close the gap between her buddies for the past several months. All she wants is for her best friends to start hanging out with each other just like old times.

When she's not with her friends however, she's trying to earn money to pay for her grandmother's medicine.

Lindsey Page

The Beverly Bugle's one and only.

Most people know her as "that one girl with the British accent", but the spies know her as something else: a pain in the ass.

Don't get it twisted, she means well. Her passion in life boils down to presenting people with interesting and amazing spectacles to behold. Somewhere along the way she got into the Journalism Club and made a name for herself as the Editor-in-Chief for the school newspaper (which by the way, have you read the latest edition?), and is now on the prowl for the juiciest and most spectacular story around the school. All the while our spies are sneaking around doing secretive, spectecular stuff... You do see the problem, right?

Perhaps she'd be understanding enough not to run a story about the spies' escapades if the girls talked to her, but the revealing their identities is too great of a risk. For now she must remain oblivious and stick to other attention grabbing headlines like...

"WALKMAN BATTERIES NOW OFFICIALLY MORE VALUABLE THAN LUNCH MONEY!!"